- mom: did you see what your BROTHER posted??
- me: no? what??
- mom: I..I don't know if he even knows what he's saying or if he's just saying it
- me: what'd he say?
- mom: *in a disgusted tone* He made a status that said "My arm hurts from fist pumping"
- me: .....?
- mom: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
- me: yeah, it's this *fist pumps for demonstration*
- mom: yeah unhuh
- I then had to convince her that he meant the dance. xD
- mom: ...it still doesn't sound right D:
- hahah she totally thought my 10yr old little brother made a status about masterbation because "That's what it was called in my day"
